Lanzarote: MHT – Music Hall Tavern – Comedy Drag Dinner Show

The best thing about Music Hall Tavern is its full-evening format. You are not simply watching a drag act for an hour. You arrive for a cast meet and greet, eat a three-course dinner, watch a pre-show, and then settle in for a two-part production of singing, dancing, comedy, and glitter.

I like the warm, social setup and the fact that the show is performed entirely in English. I also like the practical value: the standard ticket includes dinner and entertainment for about €44 per adult, with children’s tickets at €34. The main consideration is the venue itself, which is on the first floor and reached by 17 steps, with no lift. The material can also be slightly raunchy, even though it is not described as vulgar.

Key points at a glance

• A full four-hour evening: The advertised show runs from 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, with dinner, pre-show entertainment, the main performance, and a 15-minute interval.
• A new Summer 2025 production: Expect fresh routines, modern LED screen work, classic singalong numbers, costumes, and comedy.
• Dinner is included: The meal is vegetable soup, turkey roast dinner, and Vienetta ice cream, with alternatives for children and vegetarians.
• English throughout: The host, pre-show, and full production are all in English.
• Drinks are extra: Bar service and table service continue during the show, but drinks are not part of the standard ticket.
• Check the stairs: Music Hall Tavern is above Centro Commercial La Peñita in Puerto del Carmen, with 17 steps and no lift.

What kind of night is Music Hall Tavern?

Music Hall Tavern is a comedy drag dinner show aimed at people who want a lively night out rather than a quiet meal or a serious theatre performance. The tone is bright, playful, and knowingly theatrical, with live vocals, dance routines, costume changes, comic characters, and plenty of audience laughter.

The show is performed in English, which makes it an easy choice for English-speaking families, couples, and groups. You do not need to know much about drag before going. The evening explains itself through music, comedy, visual gags, and familiar singalong routines.

The production has a 4.6 rating from 422 ratings, and the strongest praise focuses on the same things: the cast’s comic timing, live singing, friendly staff, hot food, and the way the entertainment continues from arrival until the end. Several people return more than once, which tells you that the appeal is not just novelty.

This is holiday entertainment with a generous splash of glitter. It is not trying to be subtle, and that is part of the fun.

Arriving at Centro Commercial La Peñita

The venue is in Centro Commercial La Peñita on Avenida de las Playas in Puerto del Carmen. You show your voucher at the Music Hall Tavern reception, then head upstairs to the first floor.

Allow extra time for arrival, especially if you have mobility concerns or are bringing a pram. There are 17 steps and no lift. You are asked to advise the venue in advance about wheelchairs, prams, or medical issues, so the staff can help make the evening more comfortable, but the stairs remain an important limitation.

If you add transport, look for a bus with an MHT sign in the front windscreen. You should be at the pickup point 10 minutes early, since drivers wait no longer than five minutes after the scheduled time. Transfers are not available from Puerto del Carmen or Tenerife North, so check the pickup list carefully before paying the supplement.

The show ends back at the same meeting point. That makes the evening simple once you are inside, but you still need to plan your way home if you do not use an available transfer.

The meet and greet sets the tone

The fun begins before the curtain. The cast meets you as you arrive, and a photo opportunity is part of the welcome. One of the nicest touches is that a complimentary photo with the drag cast may be included, depending on the arrangement on the night.

This opening helps break down the usual distance between performers and audience. You are not walking into a formal theatre where you sit quietly in the dark. Music Hall Tavern wants you smiling and involved from the start.

If you are marking a birthday, anniversary, hen party, or another special occasion, tell the venue in advance. The show is built for celebration, and letting the staff know gives them a chance to include the occasion where suitable.

Dinner arrives before the main show

The standard ticket includes a homecooked three-course meal. The listed menu is straightforward:

• Vegetable soup
• Turkey roast dinner with turkey, roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, and gravy
• Ice cream Vienetta

The meal is part of the value here. You are paying for an entire evening, not adding an expensive restaurant meal before a separate theatre ticket. The food is served during the early part of the evening, and table service continues while the entertainment is under way.

Food quality may matter more to you than it does to someone coming mainly for the comedy. The strongest response is positive, with repeated praise for hot food, quick service, and a tasty meal. At the same time, a few people found the food merely acceptable rather than remarkable. I would treat dinner as a convenient, included supper that supports the night, not as a reason to book a fine dining experience.

Children can have the adult meal or choose chicken nuggets. Vegetarian diners can request a bean-based burger with potatoes and vegetables. Other dietary requirements can be accommodated if you advise the venue ahead of time. Do not leave this until you sit down.

Drinks and table service during the performance

Drinks are not included in the standard ticket. There is a paid bar, with a wide selection, and table service continues through the evening.

That service is useful because you do not need to leave the room during a routine or comic number. The staff bring drinks to the tables, and several comments praise their speed and friendliness. One practical point is worth noting: smaller glasses may mean ordering more often, so an all-inclusive drinks upgrade can be worth checking when you book.

The all-inclusive option is separate from the basic show-and-meal ticket. One detailed account found it cheaper to select the package at booking than to upgrade on the night. Prices can change, so compare the options before confirming.

You can still enjoy the performance without buying an upgraded drinks package. The basic ticket does not include drinks, but it does cover the meal, pre-show, and full production.

The pre-show gets the room laughing

Before the main production, the MHT pre-show warms up the room. This part matters because it turns dinner into a shared event rather than a meal with a performance tacked on afterward.

Expect comedy, interaction, and a gradual build toward the main show. The exact material can change, but the evening is designed to keep the energy moving while the room finishes eating. If you prefer a calm dinner with quiet conversation, this may feel busy. If you want a social holiday night, it is a good fit.

The room can feel full, particularly when tables are packed closely. A few people felt there were too many at some tables or that the room was small for the number of diners. That is the tradeoff for the friendly, communal setup. You may share a table or sit close to other parties, which can make it easy to chat but leaves less personal space.

The main production comes in two parts

The full show is split into two sections with a 15-minute interval. This gives the evening a useful rhythm and lets you top up drinks without missing an entire performance.

The cast combines live singing, dance routines, comedy, costumes, and visual effects. The Summer 2025 production adds LED screens to selected acts, helping the individual performances feel larger and more polished in the compact venue. The technology supports the performers rather than replacing them, with live acting and comic innuendo still at the center.

The classic singalong numbers are an important part of the atmosphere. You are encouraged to join in, clap, and respond. This is not a show where you sit silently and judge vocal technique. The strongest moments come from the mix of genuine performance skill and broad comic timing.

The performers are described as strong singers and dancers, not simply comedians in costumes. That balance gives the production more range. One routine may be built around a joke, while the next gives the cast room to show off vocals or choreography.

The comedy includes innuendo and can be slightly rude. It is generally presented as family-friendly entertainment, but parents should use their own judgment, particularly for younger children. Family-friendly here means broadly suitable for a mixed holiday crowd, not completely free of adult jokes.

How long does four hours feel?

The evening is scheduled from 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, although you should check the booking calendar for the exact starting time. Four hours is a substantial commitment for a dinner show.

For most people booking this type of night, the length is part of the value. You get a complete evening without needing to arrange another activity afterward. The pre-show, meal, interval, and two-part production give the night several stages, so it does not rely on one short act.

Still, one person found the show a little too long. If you tire easily, have young children, or prefer short performances, four hours may test your patience. The interval helps, but this is not a quick after-dinner attraction.

What the ticket price really includes

The standard adult price is listed as €44, with children at €34. The supplied headline price is about $50 per person, so use the live booking price in your own currency when comparing options.

For that amount, you receive:

• MHT standard entry
• A three-course dinner
• The pre-show and full production
• The cast meet and greet

A €10 supplement applies if you select transport. Drinks cost extra unless you choose an all-inclusive drinks option.

I consider the basic ticket good value if you want dinner and entertainment in one booking. A normal meal plus a professional evening show can quickly cost more, and here the entertainment runs for several hours. The value is strongest for couples and groups who would otherwise pay separately for dinner and a night out.

The calculation is less attractive if you do not drink, dislike communal seating, or mainly want a short drag performance. In that case, the four-hour format may feel like more than you need.

Who will enjoy this night most?

I would recommend Music Hall Tavern to:

• Couples looking for a cheerful holiday night out
• Families comfortable with mild innuendo
• Groups celebrating birthdays, anniversaries, or other events
• People who enjoy singalongs and audience participation
• Visitors who want English-language entertainment
• Repeat visitors who like seeing a changing production

It may not suit you if you want a small, intimate cabaret room, a quiet meal, or a short show with lots of personal space. The seating can be close, and the venue has no lift.

The production also suits people who like a mix of styles. You get comedy, vocals, dancing, costumes, visual screens, and dinner rather than one narrow type of performance.

Practical tips for a smoother evening

Book dietary needs in advance. The venue can accommodate requirements, but it needs to know what you need.

Arrive early for transport and keep your voucher ready for reception. If you are using the optional bus, wait at the stated pickup point 10 minutes before departure and watch for the MHT sign.

Wear something comfortable for a long evening. You will be eating, watching two show sections, ordering drinks, and taking part in a lively room for around four hours.

If stairs are difficult, contact the venue before booking. The 17 steps and lack of a lift are not minor details.

For the best value, compare the basic ticket with any drinks package before the night. An upgrade purchased at the venue can cost more than choosing it during booking.

Should you book Music Hall Tavern?

Book it if you want a complete, cheerful evening with dinner, English comedy, live performance, and plenty of audience energy. The strongest reasons are the cast’s comic talent, polished costumes, live vocals, friendly service, and the amount included in the standard ticket.

Think twice if you need step-free access, dislike close seating, or want refined food and quiet conversation. The meal is practical and well received, but it is not the main event. The main event is the cast, the laughter, the singalong moments, and the unapologetic sparkle.

For most holidaymakers in Puerto del Carmen, this is a sensible choice for a night when you want to put your evening plans in someone else’s hands. Just plan for the stairs, budget for drinks, and remember that the show is long, lively, and occasionally cheeky.

FAQ

Where is Music Hall Tavern in Lanzarote?

Music Hall Tavern is on the first floor of Centro Commercial La Peñita, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto del Carmen.

How long does the experience last?

The scheduled duration is four hours. The listed evening runs from 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, but you should check availability for the exact starting time.

Is the show performed in English?

Yes. The host, pre-show, and full production are all in English.

Is dinner included in the ticket?

Yes. The standard ticket includes a three-course dinner.

What food is served?

The listed meal is vegetable soup, turkey roast dinner with roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables and gravy, followed by ice cream Vienetta.

Are children’s meals available?

Yes. Children can choose the adult meal or a chicken nuggets meal.

Are vegetarian and special dietary meals available?

Yes. The listed vegetarian option is a bean-based burger with potatoes and vegetables. Other dietary requirements can be accommodated if you advise the venue.

Are drinks included?

No. Drinks are purchased from the paid bar, with table service available throughout the evening. An all-inclusive drinks option may be available as an upgrade.

Is the venue accessible by lift?

No. The venue is on the first floor and has 17 steps. There is no lift.